Posted June 2014

Happy first week of summer to everyone receiving this message!! May the geomagnets “shift” in your favor during the coming times…

We here in the wild wild west are blessed in our state of compassion. Our crime rates are down, our quality of life up, and our spirits high. If it weren’t for a giant supervolcano just to our north, I would say move here. Hell, move here anyways… :-)

To reiterate our earlier offer: I will personally provide, for free, 3 grams of our Cannabis Oil to the parents of any child under 18 with cancer of any kind. No waiting lists, no doctor visits, just 3 grams of the oil. With 3 kids receiving treatment currently we are hopeful that we can aid those most vulnerable and most in need.  Knowing what some of these kids have already gone through already is astonishing, I imagine a few chemo/radiation treatments, maybe a dozen or so in extreme cases. Try 100’s. By the time I am seeing these kids modern medicine has radiated and dissected them so many times the child and the parents are ready for it to be over. It’s sad. Yet with the Phoenix Tears there is always hope. We need to get to a point where the cannabis oil is the first option tried, instead of what I’m seeing done to these children.

That being said, if you are in a position yourself as a cannabis oil maker, or cannabis juicer, or cannabis tincture manufacturer, please support our offer by making one of your own to those around you. Even just a verbal offer to those around you may yield surprising results. 3 grams to any kid under 18 for free is all I’m asking. When the oil works to cure just one of these kids on death’s door, other parents will try the oil earlier and some kids will avoid suffering altogether in the not so distant future. Please help the Vitamin Cannabis team and Save the Children first if you are in a position to do so.

In Cannabis spirituality news, the Christian Church of Cannabis in Canada won a huge court ruling citing Kaneh Bosm as a religious oil mentioned in the ancient bibles, and suddenly went from a dozen members to 20,000 applicants! Congratulations to the Church, the Vitamin Cannabis team believes in the Kaneh Bosm as well, and like Bill Hicks said, “Isn’t making a plant that grows naturally everywhere on the planet illegal a little bit, unnatural? It’s like saying God made a mistake.” Cannabis was meant to grow everywhere as God intended. Some of us are righting a great wrong and growing God’s plant again… :-)

So also in Canada, Kitty litter??? The government orders patients to destroy pot they grew themselves with kitty litter so they can then be forced to buy shitty Canadian government weed?? Is this a real story?? Seriously?? Talk about the “Perfect Corporation” taking over a country… damn!! I still hope this story isn’t real and none of this happened. My favorite comment from a Canadian was this “Yeah, I’ll destroy the organic weed I grew myself. I just won’t use kitty litter. I’ll burn the weed, one bowl at a time in my pipe.” Please someone from Canada contact me and tell me you can still legally grow your own weed up there, eh?

In Pharmaceutical news, the number of patents on cannabinoids and their uses keep going up, and the government still has no explanation for patent 6630507 that first made it obvious someone knew about the properties of the cannabis oil way back in 1990’s, if not earlier. There is also evidence a big pharma company I won’t name is responsible for releasing the fake cannabinoid product “Spice” which has killed people worldwide and here in Colorado. No word on how it went from a big pharma corporate lab to a street drug with the big company still owning the patent…

Yet a man in Texas faces life in prison for making pot brownies because the cops are counting the flour and cocoa as if it were pot itself. Also, in separate news, the FBI says it may overlook pot smoking in applications in the future to attract better talent. Good for you, FBI. I’m still not applying… crazy times.

On a patient update, a stage four ovarian cancer patient of ours “Patient J” has had her cancer balled up in a microscopic lump that has to be biopsied to prove it’s cancerous, after completing a 60 gram cannabis reset. This duplicates the results of Patient X who had colon cancer and had the same thing happen. We theorize CBG (the tumor fighter) may be able to break up these small lumps (less than the size of a quarter), but surgery can do it too. It’s interesting to see that twice now, we have evidence of 60 grams of the Phoenix Tears oil entering the body of a stage 4 cancer patient, and, over time, eliminating the cancer and rounding up the microscopic remnants into a small lump easily dealt with by doctors. Phenomenal results! Congratulations to patient J on a massively successful reset. She will remain on higher doses of Vitamin Cannabis pills (self-made now – how odd that so many of my former patients have now become growers themselves :-)) to ward away future reoccurrence of the disease. I will update on the status of the lump, but we are blessed to have been a part of Patient J’s story and hope many more are to come… :-)

As I mentioned earlier, crime statistics in Denver are down despite legality of the Devil’s weed marijuana (I called it God’s plant earlier, didn’t I…) I would like to also add that the drunk driver who went the wrong way on the highway and killed marijuana activist Jenny Kush (mother of 4) was sentenced to 10 years in jail and will probably be out sooner. This means Jenny’s kids may not be out of school by the time her murderer is released. The woman was apologetic, and 10 years is a long time to serve, but it seems to me we tolerate injustice when it comes to alcohol and over-justice when it comes to pot. We’ve lost so much to booze. For Jenny, I hope many young people choose the bud instead of the beer…

Police in neighboring states to Colorado have begun regarding our Green and White Colorado license plates as wearing the “Green Badge of Courage” when driving around in other states. It seems Coloradans are being pulled over at a rate “higher” than usual – no pun intended – whilst outside the Rocky Mountain High state. Many Coloradans – both in the cannabis industry and not in it – are proud of our state regardless of our pot legality. It’s a great place and people are overall happy here. I see no reason to leave, and I wear my “Green Badge of Courage” proudly while driving around the Mile High City.

One last piece of information to release: the CBD oil for Draven’s and Epilepsy (and potentially Autism) is a ratio of 18 CBD to 2 THC, or approximately 50 mg of CBD for every 6 mg of THC. These appear to be the batches that will not get the kids “high” at all but still provide benefits. Other CBD oils can work as well with different ratios, but it’s a good target if you are looking for the CBD stuff. I, personally, am only a fan of our high THC batches, but am well aware of what is happening with CBD. On that note, a heads up: BE EXTREMELY WARY of CBD products sold online as we are seeing nasty test results confirming many of those batches are toxic. We do believe CBD oil sold online is made from toxic Chinese Hemp waste material and testing has confirmed heavy toxins presence in the oil. Just throwing it out there for those of you who may need this kind of detail in the Cannabis Alchemy you are practicing. Good luck to you, my kindred spirits :-). I wish you all the best this coming first month of summer.

Viva la evolucion, viva la oil,

Capn Cannabis
cannabischorus@gmail.com

Bring us your sick, your dying, your forgotten, your mistreated.

Bring us the most vulnerable, the most abused, the most lost.

Bring us the children, the young, the angels in God’s eyes.

If anyone deserves the Phoenix Tears first, it’s the kids…

 

Parents, bring your children (under 18) with cancer to the state of Colorado and the Vitamin Cannabis team will provide 3 grams of our Kaneh Bosm oil to you at no cost. There is no guarantee the cannabis oil will work, but by God we are going to try.

Any and all traditional treatments can be done simultaneously. There is no paperwork to fill out, no waiting list, and no doctors to see. We only need see that your child has cancer and we will provide.  We are within our constitutional rights in our state to do so.

We are blessed to be where we are and this is our way of giving back.

The Vitamin Cannabis team, based in Denver, Colorado, is proud to be a part of what Rick Simpson and Christian Laurette started with “Run from the Cure.” If you are reading this and you know of someone who could benefit from this offer, please have them contact us at cannabischorus@gmail.com.

Please spread this message if you can.

Thank you and God bless,
Kyle Marsh